adies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Stockholm Club.
Have we got a
special treat for you tonight! We’re privileged to have with us, a
highly talented county and western singer, all the way from exotic
Birmingham. I know that you’ll give the lad a fantastic Yorkshire
welcome.
Don’t forget, the first drink is on the house.
Now
before all you geriatric parasites slouch over to the bar and start
making your way through my alcohol, I’d just also like to mention that
there is a chance that some of my staff may turn into flesh eating
zombies as the night wears on.
In fact, I think I can
confidently predict that most of you will resemble jackal stripped zebra
carcasses before the dawn sun makes an appearance.
So please enjoy tonight’s live entertainment and drink like there’s no tomorrow. Let’s face it; you ain’t going to be seeing it.
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