Tuesday, February 28, 2012

FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- The Divorce by Kristen Cooper

‘I think we should get a divorce.’
I stare at him in shock, mouth agape. It takes me a while to speak but I finally manage ‘How is that supposed to make us happy.’

Claire's been Mrs. James Harding for thirty years, so when her husband unexpectedly announces that he wants a divorce, her world collapses around her. Join her as she travels from Sydney to London in an attempt to reclaim her sanity, her husband and her idyllic life.

She has it all and she aims to keep it!

A novella for anyone who's ever been disappointed by someone they love.


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FREE -- US ONLY Kindle Edition -- Blue Fire and Ice (The Land's Tale) by Alan Skinner

Fantasy and adventure for readers 12 to adult

Blue Fire and Ice is the first book in The Land's Tale.
A totally original book with characters unlike any you've met before in a magical but believable world that delighted teens and adults alike. Lose yourself as the rather serious Beadles seek help from their neighbours - the unpredictable Muddles and the clever but grim Myrmidots.

Plot synopsis: The Land is in peril... Fires are ravaging Beadledom. In the face of terrifying, unquenchable blue flames the Beadles turn to their unpredictable neighbours, the Muddles, for help. But aid from the Muddles brings its own risks... Drawn together to save The Land, seven unlikely heroes set out to find the secret of the blue fire and the identity of the mysterious arsonist who will stop at nothing to destroy them all. Full of the most unusual characters and packed with intrigue, humour and adventure, Blue Fire and Ice is the first in an exciting new series of books about The Land.


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FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- Punchline by Paul Fenton

They say everyone has a novel in them. Luca Pope had five, until they were stolen from him.

Luca Pope would normally be pleased to see his novels on bookstore shelves, especially if it were his name on the covers. Five novels bearing five different author names, and he has no idea how it happened.

He sets out to track down and corner the plagiarists, to extract answers and confessions - if they'd just stay alive long enough to oblige. Urged on by a sense of righteous outrage and an inner voice named Hodges, Luca departs his career of salaried apathy to pursue the life which has been brazenly stolen from him: successful novelist … or failing that, serial killer.

WARNING: This book contains strong language


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FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers by Tucker Max

Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes.

Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.


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FREE -- Kindle UK Edition ONLY -- Comedy. Memoirs of a bar steward (Part One: 14th-25th August: From the city to inside the Queens Legs.) by Scott Evans

Where did it all go wrong for 18 year old Jacob Cox? His family business has been blown up with all of his new customers in it and he doesn't know who is to blame. Was it his ex gangster mother, his debt ridden father, his crazy brother, his evil little sister, the rival landlord he framed, the celebrity who wants bloody revenge, himself or one of the many other people he and his family has managed to piss off in the short time that they have been in charge of their new pub by the seaside?

Follow the secret blog diary of Jacob Cox which leads up to this explosive finale and see if you can guess who is going to light the fuse!

Memoirs of a bar steward is a crazy screwball comedy about one young mans mission to escape his family of villains, liars and psychopaths by making a success of the new family business so that he can make enough money to get away from everyone that he despises. However, is his family really as bad as he thinks or is he actually worse than all of them put together?


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FREE -- Kindle UK Edition ONLY -- Forum Rejects - Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters by Tom Nardone ** MATURE CONTENT**

For years humorist Tom Nardone mailed a salvo of the world's worst erotic letters to Penthouse Forum. None were ever published or even officially rejected. Frustrated, Nardone leaked his work to the Internet where they have received critical acclaim and over 1,000,000 page views.

This collection includes his ten best rejected erotic stories. Read them to see how a simple subject like Penthouse Letters can be dismantled and reassembled as a truly funny genre. Forum Rejects is the perfect quick read for people who secretly enjoy erotica and irreverent humor.


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FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- Wanted by Jason Halstead

Book 1 in the Wanted series

Sergeant First Class Carl Waters left the army behind before the bomb went off in L.A. He lived off the grid, avoiding the fallout from the bombs and the Burnout Fever that ravaged the world. With the occasional trespasser to keep his skills sharp, life was smooth and settled and exactly how he wanted it.

All that changed when three stragglers showed up that he didn't have the heart to turn away. Two children led by a shepherd who had lost her own way, Carl felt the sins of his past had finally come calling. Especially when it turned out the children had their own demons in pursuit.

On the run once again, they must survive the North American badlands, an enemy with unlimited resources, and each other. Ultimately it will come down to Carl to decide just how much he is willing to sacrifice for the safety of his charges.


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FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- Unleash your creativity (52 Brilliant Ideas) by Tim Wright, Rob Bevan & Infinite Ideas

In Unleash your creativity we reveal over 50 inspiring ideas that will help you discover your creative genius. From finding the best surroundings to dealing with thinker's block, Unleash your creativity will transform the way you think, in both your professional and your personal life.It's time to explore your innate creativity and get those juices flowing!


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FREE -- US & UK Kindle Edition -- Beating the Blues (Feel Good Factory on) by Elisabeth Wilson & Infinite Ideas

The Feel Good Factory on Beating the Blues contains simple, no-nonsense ideas to help you get out of the doldrums and back to the land of the living. Thirty practical and down-to-earth chapters will set you well on your way to beating the blues. You'll find questionnaires to point you in the right direction, instant 'feel good now' tips that you can put into practice straight away, and helpful question and answer sections. Also discover what well-known people who suffer from depression do to keep it at bay (hey, they pay big money for all that expertise so why not have a go at some of their advice!). With a few minutes a day spent trying some of the techniques in this book you can rediscover the person that you know exists, deep down; the happier, more fulfilled you.


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